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Factoids with "stable" in key (check for "squeeze" in the value):
    http://ircbots.debian.net/factoids/search.php?q=stable&term=key
no stable-updates is <reply> see wheezy-updates
stable =~ s/Squeeze (6.0)/Wheezy (7.0)/
stable sources.list =~ s/lenny->squeeze/squeeze->wheezy/
stable sources.list =~ s/squeeze/wheezy/
no stable->testing is <reply>see wheezy->jessie
no oldstable->stable is <reply>see squeeze->wheezy
no stable security is <reply>see wheezy-security
no install oldstable is <reply>see install squeeze
no stable/updates is <reply>see wheezy-security
jessie security is <reply>see testing security
no wheezy security is <reply>see wheezy/updates
security =~ s/squeeze/wheezy/
Factoids with "wheezy" in key (check for "testing" in the value):
   
    http://ircbots.debian.net/factoids/search.php?q=wheezy&term=key
wheezy release notes =~ s/install guide wheezy/install guide/
no quick wheezy/sid mix is <reply> see mixing stable and unstable
no wheezy->sid is <reply> see stable->unstable
Factoids with "squeeze" in the value
    http://ircbots.debian.net/factoids/search.php?q=squeeze&term=value
no sources.list is <reply>see wheezy sources.list
no stable-updates is <reply> see wheezy-updates
no s-u is <reply> see stable/updates
dmm =~ s/<dmm squeeze>/<dmm wheezy>, <dmm squeeze>/
deb-src =~ s/squeeze|wheezy/wheezy|squeeze|jessie/
contrib =~ s/squeeze|wheezy|sid/wheezy|squeeze|jessie/
Factoids with "wheezy" in the value
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no testing is <reply>Testing is a continuously updated release between <stable> and <unstable>, currently codenamed <jessie>. See http://wiki.debian.org/DebianTesting and ask me about <testing faq> <wheezy->jessie> <testing security> <moving target> <dda> <apt-listchanges> <apt-listbugs> and <bts>. You should have a sound knowledge of Debian packaging and be prepared  for a bumpy ride at times. Don't use it on things that are critical or on servers.
no testing security is <reply> see jessie/updates
no install wheezy is <reply> see install debian
no install testing is <reply>Daily built <netinst> images to install <testing> are available from http://www.debian.org/devel/debian-installer/ .  The chance of the testing installer being broken on any given day is quite high, ask me about <today>.  Instead, do a minimal installation using the stable installer and ask me about <stable->testing>.  Also ask me about <testing>,  <apt-listchanges>, <d-d-a>.
Other symlink factoids that need updating
no installation guide is <reply> see wheezy installation guide
no release notes is <reply> see wheezy release notes
Renaming:
rename 'nvidia dkms' 'nvidia dkms squeeze'
rename 'nvidia dkms-96xx' 'nvidia dkms-96xx squeeze'
rename 'nvidia dkms-173xx' 'nvidia dkms-173xx squeeze'
rename 'nvidia dkms wheezy' 'nvidia dkms'
rename 'nvidia dkms-96xx wheezy' 'nvidia dkms-96xx'
rename 'nvidia dkms-173xx wheezy' 'nvidia dkms-173xx'
rename 'fglrx dkms' 'fglrx dkms squeeze'
rename 'fglrx dkms wheezy' 'fglrx dkms'
To rewrite:
wheezy:
  no wheezy is <reply>Wheezy is the codename for the current <stable> release, Debian 7.0, released on 2013-05-0X: http://www.debian.org/News/2013/2013050X .  Wheezy is the rubber toy penguin with a red bow tie.  See http://wiki.debian.org/DebianWheezy and ask me about <install wheezy> <release notes> <squeeze->wheezy>.
d-i:
  no d-i is <reply>Debian 7.0 "Wheezy" is now the "stable" Debian release (May 04, 2013).  See http://www.debian.org/releases/stable/debian-installer/ for images.  Developers page is http://www.debian.org/devel/debian-installer/ .  If you want to make custom install CDs, start with d-i.  IRC: #debian-boot on irc.oftc.net.  See also <errata>, <g-i>.
firmware images wheezy:
  no firmware images wheezy is <reply>Unofficial <netinst> images - containing non-free Debian <firmware> packages - for installing Debian 7.0 "Wheezy" are available from http://cdimage.debian.org/cdimage/unofficial/non-free/cd-including-firmware/current/ .  See also <install guide>.
  rename 'firmware images' 'firmware images squeeze'
  firmware images is <reply> see firmware images wheezy
firmware images squeeze:
   no firmware images squeeze is <reply>Unofficial <netinst>  images - containing non-free Debian <firmware> packages - for  installing Debian 6.0 "Squeeze" are available from http://cdimage.debian.org/cdimage/unofficial/non-free/cd-including-firmware/archive/6.0.7/ .  See also <install guide squeeze>.
installer firmware wheezy:
  no installer firmware is <reply>Debian-Installer is able to load additional <firmware>, by including it within installation media or supplying on removable media (e.g. USB stick, floppy).  See http://www.debian.org/releases/stable/amd64/ch06s04 .  To include firmware within Debian <netboot> images, see http://wiki.debian.org/DebianInstaller/NetbootFirmware .  See also <firmware images>.
  forget installer firmware wheezy
wheezy/updates
updates =~ s/<squeeze-updates>/<wheezy-updates>, <squeeze-updates>/
errata wheezy:
  no errata wheezy is <reply>Last minute notes regarding Debian 7.0 ("Wheezy") are listed at http://www.debian.org/releases/wheezy/errata .  Known problems in the installer are listed at http://www.debian.org/releases/wheezy/debian-installer/#errata
  no errata is <reply> see errata wheezy
squeeze->wheezy:
  no squeeze->wheezy is <reply>Read the upgrading chapter of the <release notes>.  In /etc/apt/sources.list, change "squeeze" to "wheezy" (noting that <wheezy-backports> have changed on the mirrors).  apt-get update && apt-get upgrade && apt-get dist-upgrade.  See also <squeeze->wheezy failures>.
wheezy installer:
  no wheezy installer is <reply> see install wheezy
multiarch (and possibly combine/reference/remove 'upgrade-multiarch' and 'multiarch howto')
release history:
  #### this factoid will be too long -- plan B required
  no release history is <reply>Debian releases are named after "Toy Story" characters.  Buzz(1.1; 1996-03-14), Rex(1.2; 1996-10-28), Bo(1.3; 1997-05-01), Hamm(2.0; 1998-07-24), Slink(2.1; 1999-03-09), Potato(2.2; 2000-08-15), Woody(3.0; 2002-07-19), Sarge(3.1; 2005-06-06), Etch(4.0; 2007-04-08), Lenny(5.0; 2009-02-14), Squeeze(6.0; 2011-02-06), Wheezy(7.0; 2013-05-0X).  The next release will be Jessie.  http://debian.org/doc/manuals/project-history/ch-releases
releases
release:
  no release is <reply>Debian 7.0 "Wheezy" was released on 2013-05-0X.  It is now considered "stable".  Ask me about <install debian>, or <squeeze->wheezy> to upgrade from Debian 6.0 "Squeeze".  See http://www.debian.org/releases/ or <release history> for the latest (and historical) releases.  For updates from the Debian Release Team, see http://release.debian.org/
latest:
  latest =~ s/'squeeze' (6.0), 'wheezy' (stable!)/'wheezy' (7.0), 'jessie' (testing)/
codenames:
  codenames =~ s/=Testing and//
jessie:
  no jessie is <reply>The release following Debian 7.0 "Wheezy" is codenamed "Jessie" (the cowgirl in Toy Story 2) and will be Debian 8.0.  It is the current <testing> distribution.  http://lists.debian.org/debian-devel-announce/2012/07/msg00004.html
wheezy->jessie:
  no, wheezy->jessie is <reply>First, understand that testing is a pre-release distribution without timely security support and that you will have a bumpy ride; ask me about <moving target> <testing> <testing security>.  From /etc/apt/sources.list, remove stable-specific lines like wheezy-updates and backports, and change wheezy to jessie.  apt-get update && apt-get dist-upgrade.  If you feel you need more instructions, perhaps you should wait a while.
when will wheezy release:
  no when will wheezy release is <reply>IT'S OUT!  http://www.debian.org/News/2013/20130504
wheezy bet:
  no wheezy bet is <reply> see wheezy pool
  no wheezy pool is <reply>The pool about when <Wheezy> would release was won by babilen with 2013-05-04.  Arrowmaster was the most off-track.  Ask me about <wheezy pool 1> to see the bets placed.  See also <jessie pool>.
squeezy:
  no squeezy is <reply>Debian 7.0 <stable> is codenamed <wheezy>.  The <oldstable> distribution, Debian 6.0, is codenamed <squeeze>.  There is no "squeezy" or "wheeze".
b43, b43legacy, bcm*, wl, et al (Broadcom wireless LAN drivers) are done already.
usb install:
  usb install =~ s/install debian/install squeeze/
  usb install =~ s,releases/stable,releases/squeeze,
  rename 'usb install' 'usb install squeeze'
  usb install wheezy =~ s/install wheezy/install debian/
  usb install wheezy =~ s,releases/wheezy,releases/stable,
  rename 'usb install wheezy' 'usb install'
businesscard:
  no businesscard is <reply>As of Debian 7.0 "Wheezy", businesscard CD images - a minimal Debian installer requiring an Internet connection to finish base system installation - are no longer produced, see http://lists.debian.org/debian-cd/2012/07/msg00076.html for more information.  For small installation images, ask me about <netinst>, <mini.iso>.
install squeeze:
  no install squeeze is <reply>Debian 6.0 "Squeeze" installation images are available from http://cdimage.debian.org/cdimage/archive/6.0.7/ .  Note that Squeeze has been superseded by Wheezy, ask me about <install debian>.
oldstable:
  no oldstable is the previous stable version of Debian, as long as it is still supported by the security team. Squeeze (6.0) is oldstable.  It is recommended to upgrade your system(s) to the current stable release, ask me about <oldstable->stable>. http://wiki.debian.org/DebianOldStable
realtek firmware:
  no realtek firmware is <reply>Firmware from userspace is required by the <rtl8192e>, <rtl8192su>, <r8712u>, <rtl8192ce>, <rtl8192cu>, <rtl8192de> and <rtl8192se> Linux kernel drivers.  Firmware patches providing bug fixes for Realtek Ethernet controllers are also available.  Ask me about <non-free sources>, then install the firmware-realtek package to provide.
various cd1:
  no varous cd1 is <reply>There are CD-1 choices for various DEs (Desktop Environments) - there's one for GNOME, another for KDE, and one for XFCE/LXDE.  For example; if you wanted the XFCE/LXDE CD-1 of Debian 7.0 "Wheezy", you'd grab -> debian-7.0.0-i386-xfce+lxde-CD-1.iso from the mirrors (if you were going for i386 arch).  Also ask me about <firmware images>, <release notes>, <ig>, <setup.exe>.
Assorted cleanup
forget why wheezy/sid
rename 'wheezy/sid' 'jessie/sid'
no branch is what version of Debian you're using; squeeze/oldstable, wheezy/stable, jessie/testing, sid/unstable.  Ask me about <version>.
upgrade =~ s/<etch->lenny> <lenny->squeeze>/<lenny->squeeze> <squeeze->wheezy>/
forget wheezy rc
forget wheezy rc1
forget wheezy rc2
forget wheezy rc3
forget wheezy alpha
forget wheezy beta
atheros firmware =~ s/ since version 3.2//
list =~ s/6.0.7/7.0.0/
no oldstable security is <reply> see squeeze security
no squeeze security is <reply>Put "deb http://security.debian.org/ squeeze/updates main contrib non-free" in your /etc/apt/sources.list file to keep up-to-date on security updates in <oldstable>.  Run "aptitude update" and "aptitude upgrade" (or "aptitude full-upgrade" if the updates are kept back).  Also ask me about <lifespan>.
squeeze/updates =~ s/ask me about <security>/ask me about <squeeze security>/
squeeze-updates =~ s/ask me about <security>/ask me about <squeeze security>/
squeeze-updates =~ s/from <proposed-updates>/from <oldstable-proposed-updates>)/
testing/unstable =~ s,wheezy/sid,jessie/sid,g
wine-unstable =~ s,wheezy/sid,jessie/sid,
rename 'squeeze/sid mix' 'wheezy/sid mix'
wheezy/sid mix =~ s/squeeze/wheezy/g
rename 'ssm' 'wsm'
wsm is <reply>see wheezy/sid mix
bobbitt =~ s/Squeeze/Wheezy/
For later review / rewrite
mdn
iceweasel wheezy-backports
jessie
release-critical
release goals
debian news
vbox and virtualbox factoids ("ose" stuff isn't in wheezy)
motd / motd squeeze / motd wheezy
point releases:
  no point releases is <reply>Point releases are updates to <stable> and <oldstable>, fixing security and grave bug fixes.  There are no point releases for Debian 7.0 "Wheezy" yet.  You can upgrade to the latest point release by referencing a Debian <mirror> in /etc/apt/sources.list, then "aptitude update && aptitude full-upgrade".  See <6.0.7>.  http://wiki.debian.org/DebianReleases/PointReleases.
fglrx legacy
kmuto
bdo kernel
seti@home
bdo xorg
freeze
gnome
gnome3
Notes for whoever makes use of this pad to make changes:

    Don't just copy and paste in large slabs of "forget" or "no" commands -- dpkg will end up ignoring you

    You are limited to 4 or 5 "forget" per day per hostmask -- you can do some on freenode and some on oftc. Exceeding this gets you ignored by dpkg for several days. When dpkg says "Stop abusing forget" it means it.

    There is an unknown limit on queries to dpkg in general and exceeding that results in "Too many queries from you, ignoring for 5 minutes." Batch the "rename"s and "no"s into smaller chunks so even if you get ignored, you easily know which ones weren't processed yet.

    Perhaps use the strikethrough feature of titanpad to record what has been done.

    If you think of other factoids that need updating, please add them to this pad -- we'll keep a copy of this pad around a starting point for the Jessie release editing :)